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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
One stranger is now named Tyrone. The other is Santa with a goodie bag of drugs.


Stranger 2: Come on Santa just a few?

Stranger 1: ok tyrone lets do this

Stranger 2: What you got for me?

Stranger 1: whatever you want man

Stranger 1: just say the word

Stranger 2: Crack? You got crack?

Stranger 1: how much do u want???

Stranger 2: The whole f****** bag actually!

Stranger 1: it hasn't been selling much so i didn't bother bringing a lot

Stranger 2: I'll take what you have, what's the damage? How much?

Stranger 1: but here you can take whatever i have just give me the money and the ho you promised

Stranger 1: have it all

Stranger 1: you can pay 50 now

Stranger 2: Okay, the ho is round the back waiting for you, I left it unwrapped I guess you would use it now?

Stranger 1: ok thanks tyrone u da best n**** in town

Stranger 1: ho ho ho d*** dats a fine ho

Stranger 2: Seeing you later Santa! See you next year

Stranger 1: tyrone i trust u so i slipped u to the nice list

Stranger 1: don't screw up anymore tyrone

Stranger 2: Thanks man, I appreciate that

Stranger 1: see u in december

Stranger 2: Yeah cya

Stranger 2 has disconnected



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:iconghostassault18:
GHOSTASSAULT18 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
yo', you there?!
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. I haven't been on in a while though. I might submit some things.... but I tend to procrastinate....
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SweetlilScream Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the watch !
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem :D

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:iconthecyberraven:
TheCyberRaven Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you so much for the watch ^^
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Angie-Andrea Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thankies so much for watching me XD to show my gratitude, I have featured you here: devochka303.deviantart.com/art...
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:iconrinee-tan:
Rinee-tan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks for watching again! Really appreciated ^^
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06b004 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Student Artist
thanks for the llama!
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:iconburningfantasy:
BurningFantasy Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconasunaheheplz: tagged! [link]
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:icondigital-decker:
Digital-Decker Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey! Just a quick reminder for you, remember my couple contest? [link] There is PLENTY of time, so don't worry about that! XD It's just a reminder. ^^ Sorry if you still remember and this message is annoying you XD; Some people ARE forgetful though ( like me XD; ) so this is for their benefit ^^
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MettalicRaptor Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get start
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes:
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MettalicRaptor Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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TheWolfPack15 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :D
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GHOSTASSAULT18 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
asdjaskldjaskljasdklj SPAM!!! :D
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes:
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:iconghostassault18:
GHOSTASSAULT18 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
O-O
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*stares* ... *pulls out sword* Muahahahaha!!! *chases*
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escagorouge Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Thanks for the llama and watch mate!
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invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :D
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Demonconstruct Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you for the fave, llama badge and for watching:)
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sanda-closed Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the llama and watch.
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ProblemChild55 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
thanks for watchinng!
Care to RP sometime?
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:iconinvisibleraptor:
invisibleraptor Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure, what sort of RPs do you do?
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